Good news America

According to the (oh so very) late Osama bin Laden Vice-President Joe Biden was not important enough to attempt to assassinate.

Just classic.

...but that can be said with most every vice-president, I reckon.

"Once there were two brothers: one ran away to sea, the other was elected Vice-President - and nothing was ever heard from either of them again."

-Thomas Marshall

United States Vice-President 1913-1921

I believe this video summarizes everything you need to know about Joe Biden and his 36-year tenure in the United States Senate.

Texas hates the lonely

A challenge to the TSA and the fourth amendment. I definitely see federal law superseding this course of action, but how does one enforce? Arrest TSA agents violating the violating violation?

I also find it comical that "anus" was listed before any of the other body parts listed. At first I thought it may be listen in alphabetical order, but I have a feeling that its author, Rep. David Simpson (R-Longview), may have wanted to prioritize due to one or more personal, traumatic episodes.

I've been single for almost a half-year now, and I know that I am severely disappointed in Texas' decision to take my right to be felt down away.

Foreigners have double vision

According to a Bloomberg poll of top investors, foreign investors believe Obama to be tougher on terrorism than Bush had been.

I am incredulous.

Remember the next time you hear or read about world leaders and investors talking down to the United States, gaze upon the incredible numbers
on who they think is tougher on terror.

President Obama RAN on running from the fight. It wasn’t until he had his president shoes on that he realized why the EVIL GOP machine operated in the manner that it did (See Guantanamo Bay, PATRIOT Act, etc.). President Bush never let another foreign attack come to U.S. soil from September 11th, which I know he is more proud of (per his memoirs) than anything else in his presidency.

Listening to the nuts on the far left has been comical. I believe it has been helpful in dragging the milquetoast-Hollywood types from the fringe left to the Obama left which has been greatly adjusted and realigned. His pragmatic moves can be lauded by those who idealize the idea of American compromise, and detested by purists who don’t actually participate (or get stuff moving) in politics.

When I say President Obama is pragmatic, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to invoke the knee-jerk, Epicurean, groundswell of emotional “feeling” that the bleeding hearts will beckon like a cobra’s hood. Remember, Obama is not a war president. He doesn’t want to be remembered as a war president. So let us not let him be remembered as one.

The good news is, of the U.S. investors polled, they knew that Bush was tougher on terror than Obama by more than 2-to-1.

My democracy is better than yours

Let me define for you the arrogance of the United States in the two-thousand and eleventh year of our Christian God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit-

We want to impose OUR system of democracy on the very receptive nation of Libya.

We don't want them to have freedom. Their culture is malleable and is weak compared to the United States

We don't want them to decide as a people what is best for them. Clearly, they cannot protect themselves. The red, white, and blue savior will show them the path to righteousness

We want them to have Western-style democracy. They are not western.

What we should be pushing for is freedom. Freedom is the wind that pushes a people to do what is best for them. The cries of Libyan rebels was not to demand democracy, but to aid in their FREEDOM!

We must protect them from falling prey to the ideas of far-worse oppression who has been waiting in the wings and chomping at the bit as their window of opportunity closes rather quickly. IF the United States it to be in Libya, our goals have been poorly outlined.

While my own points have been poorly outlined and non-definitive, I just want to make it a point that these actions have safely secured President Obama as the next former President of the United States on January 20, 2013.



Read my lips: no new taxes
Read my lips: no more war

John Boehner should be crying because of how congress was bypassed for the 162 tomahawk missles sent into the country with the most boring flag.